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The Wall Street Bull was doused in fake blood and dirt, with at least one protester climbing on top and waving the Extinction Rebellion flag.

The barricades were originally constructed to protect the statue, fragile egos, and the Stock Market from the vandalism, emasculation, and predatory lending by Occupy Wall Street protestors.

"This is the best way to show the other side of the NYPD," one tourist joked. "They're not bullies." Wocka, wocka, wocka!

The police-barricaded Wall Street bull had his shackles removed for a birthday party, but alas, the freedom was short-lived.

"It’s just sad that there are people who might want to vandalize it," Mayor Bloomberg said, though he did not express sadness over spending city money to keep guards on watch over a statue.

"Uncage the bull! Uncage the bull!" throngs of tourists were heard to cry before vanishing uptown and leaving Wall Street even more broke.

Rodeo clowns and a matador took on the Charging Bull down on Wall Street this morning. Then they got arrested.

This guy wants to give the Wall Street bull the boot, and bring a bison.

Crowds have gathered at Wall Street, as unions are protesting both greed and Mayor Bloomberg today. Fittingly, someone has painted or affixed anarchy symbols on the Wall Street Bull's side and, uh, genitals.