Turtle

The diamondback terrapins love to migrate across JFK's runways.

"I'm in search of a responsible animal lover to take Henry, my 16-year-old African tortoise, to Central Park on warm weekdays."

The bite marks were bigger than a Chihuahua.

It's a longshot, but as one Park Ranger told us, "You never know—this is New York City."

When any other animal escapes from the zoo, people freak out. Where's the love for the lowly eastern box turtle?

What is wrong with people? A box turtle was found in Sag Harbor—with a rusty nail hammered THROUGH ITS SHELL AND BODY.

Mugshots of Thomas Gorman, left, and Roark Xanthos via Newsday Two

Who doesn't love a giant tortoise story? Newsday reports that a

Just after Brooklyn's two-headed turtle made it into the papers, The Daily

So about that slow news summer...did you hear about the two-headed turtle

Photo via Gowanus Lounge Curbed is reporting on the latest victim