Too soon

'I think that for a man who signed off from the public with this promise to, 'I've talked for a long time, now I'm going to listen,' he created the expectation of, 'Well, now you're back after nine months, what did you learn?'

Louis C.K. made an unannounced appearance at the Comedy Cellar this weekend for his first stand-up performance since his career cratered due to sexual harassment. It was too soon.

"It's really hard to find somber Nintendo music."

We're looking at you, Starbucks.

Remember that whole Lou Reed/Metallica cranky-metal collaboration that you wanted to forget about immediately after you heard about it? It's not going away