Teenage mutant ninja turtles

Michael Bay has made a career out of exhuming the bodies of beloved children's toys and historical events and mutilating them into gaudy CGI-infused cinema gold—and now he's set on ruining Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Updated: Mar 19, 2012 3:30 PM
Who needs the Moustache Man when you can find a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in a nose?
Updated: Oct 17, 2011 8:54 PM

Three "blockheaded" teenagers, as the Daily News puts it, were enjoying a
Updated: Oct 16, 2008 11:42 AM