Ted Cruz Congratulated A Woman On Her Multiple Sclerosis On Live TV
"Congratulations on dealing with MS," Cruz said. "It's a terrible disease and congratulations on your struggles dealing with it."
Updated: Feb 8, 2017 11:47 AM
Pusillanimous Hypocrite Ted Cruz Endorses Unhinged Sociopath Donald Trump
Cruz urged Republicans to vote with their consciences, but sadly his was eaten by the hookworm that lives inside him.
Updated: Sep 23, 2016 5:04 PM
Cruz Betrays He Who Must Not Be Named, Gets Booed Off Stage At Republican Convention! Sad!
When it became clear that Cruz wouldn't be endorsing, Trump stormed into the arena like a slighted wrestler, grimacing and waving from the family box in the arena.
Updated: Jul 21, 2016 11:22 AM
RIP Future President Ted Cruz, I Will Always Love Pointing At You & Laughing
Luckily we can relive some of our favorite Fish Monster moments.
Updated: May 4, 2016 2:03 PM
Frustrated Brooklyn Voters Beg Judges "Nonstop" To Let Them Vote
"I never had this problem in all my years of voting, and I'm a consistent voter."
Updated: Apr 20, 2016 10:35 AM
Ted Cruz & Donald Trump Argue Over Who Hates "New York Values" More
With the primary just a day away, the two are once again trading barbs over the "insult."
Updated: Apr 18, 2016 5:36 PM
Here's What You Need To Know To Vote On Tuesday
Even if your registration is screwy, you might still be able to cast a ballot.
Updated: Apr 19, 2016 8:59 AM
Which Is Scarier, This Anti-De Blasio Ad Or Ted Cruz's Face?
Zodiac Ted's assault against Bill's probably not going to win him points with New Yorkers.
Updated: Apr 16, 2016 1:57 PM
Ted Cruz Thought It Was A Good Idea To Visit The Bronx
Ted doesn't like New York Values, and New York Values don't like Ted.
Updated: Apr 7, 2016 11:45 AM
Arts & Entertainment
Videos: Colbert Has A Very Poopy-Pants Interview With Cartoon Donald Trump
That stupid-head, poopy-pants Anderson Cooper will think twice before he calls anyone a 5-year-old again.
Updated: Mar 31, 2016 12:30 PM
PSA: That Shady Postcard You Got About The Primary Election Is Misleading
The presidential primary in New York is still on April 19th.
Updated: Mar 24, 2016 10:07 AM
Ted Cruz Says NYPD Should Patrol Muslim Neighborhoods In Search Of Terrorists
It appears Cruz is bummed those "New York Values" he loves so much no longer include overtly unconstitutional racial profiling of Muslims.
Updated: Mar 23, 2016 11:44 AM
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