Subway video

Watch as they perform 'Desecrate The Wound,' a deep cut from Bono's secret solo album no one knows about, for unsuspecting subway riders.

Watch as the man in the straw hat finger-plucks his way into the hearts of everyone on that train.

It thinks it's a subway etiquette-breaking human!

Hopefully one day someone can inform Stu that he was not actually on a genuine NYC subway line, but rather a PATH train to Hoboken.

For one straphanger, 2017 has started with a thud.

The sight of this man dry shaving his head may induce nails-on-the-chalkboard-like shivers down your spine.

Extra points for the classy hitchkick.

Here's a look back at some of the most unforgettable subway moments of 2014.

"I did not wanna help because the guy looked like he was on something and he jumped down there on his own," Omar Diaz told us, "not like he tripped or got pushed."

A man survived a scary close encounter with the A train in Manhattan that was captured in a disturbing video.

It's one thing to keep a pet rat—it's another thing to affectionately "save" a filthy disease-carrying subway rat.

Remember Docta Gel? Perhaps you know him because you are one of the ladies in the video below whom he hit on.