Subway dancing

Cops have arrested over 240 subway acrobats this year, as opposed to the under-40 similar arrests last year.

If you've felt like the subways have been missing a certain je ne sais quoi, perhaps it's the lack of Showtime in your life.

"She said that people was pretending that he was invisible: the best NY reaction to weird people in order to [not] get killed and live a long life."

Two more men were arrested for breakdancing on a crowded L train at rush hour.

A plainclothes officer who was riding the train spotted the two, and apparently his heart wasn't moved by their dancing and somersaulting.