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Here is the Internet on Star Wars.

It's unclear whether theatergoers will get to finish The Force Awakens, so they'll have to stay off the Internet for the next month.

"I was watching 'The Chipmunks" and I decided to say hi," Boyega told the audience at 34th Street AMC last night.

Were the rebels terrorists? What was Yoda's original name? Is Donald Trump more of a Palpatine or a Vader? And why do pennies still exist?

You probably think of the waves of "Shhhs" as gentle white noise intended to compliment the enchanting timbre of your voices.

Late night hosts, including Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon, all dedicated parts of their shows last night to all things 'Star Wars.'

Here are some Opinions, based solely on several trailers, television spots, and instinctual gut.

Harrison Ford participates! He even did a bit with Stephen Colbert! He's not miserable! O joyous day!

Fisher's beloved French bulldog Gary stole the show, whether he was shooting deadpan bored faces at the camera or just letting his tongue dangle in the wind.

Jon Hamm makes his pitch for Hamm Solo, Emma Stone pops in for an 'Aloha' joke, John Boyega laughs about the idea of a black stormtrooper, and Maggie Smith confronts the dark side.

Debates about lightsaber hilts aside, the new 'Star Wars' trailer was by a pretty pretty prettttty awesome teaser. Now watch it Lego-ized.

Millenium falcon! Stormtroopers! Protagonists! Neat new Sith lightsaber! Everything's coming up John Boyega! That was some good teasing.