Upper East Sider Sues Midtown Gym For Hazardous Amounts Of Sperm
One Upper East Sider discovered the dangers of sperm during a trip to a midtown gym where he fractured a shoulder by slipping and falling in the steam room on a "foreign white substance."
Updated: Jun 19, 2013 6:07 PM
Squid Are Having Sex With Your Mouth, Even After They're Par-Boiled
You probably want to overcook that squid, lest it inseminate your mouth.
Updated: Jun 15, 2012 12:33 PM
WiFi Laptops Are Killing Your Sperm, Says Science
In order to preserve the human race, maybe try leaving the laptop on the table, okay?
Updated: Nov 29, 2011 2:31 PM
Video: Mobile Sperm Bar Seeks Donors For Delicious Mocktails
Later this month, a mobile "SpermBar" will hit the streets of NYC.
Updated: Sep 2, 2011 1:48 PM
Wife Wants Dead Husband's Sperm For His Girlfriend
Some wives are surprisingly understanding when their husbands tell them out
Updated: Oct 17, 2010 4:13 PM
Judge OKs Harvesting Dead Man's Sperm
Johnny Quintana, Gisela Marrero and their son Lucas Yesterday, a judge
Updated: Apr 18, 2009 10:31 AM
Judges: No Dead Son's Sperm to Create Grandchild
A couple's desire to use their deceased son's sperm to produce
Updated: Mar 4, 2009 11:02 AM
Smuggled Mob Sperm Baby Can't See Dad
A woman is upset her daughter can't visit her mobster dad in
Updated: Oct 5, 2008 7:23 PM
Bad Idea Genes: Sperm Donation "Favor" Problems
If you're going to donate sperm to someone as a favor, talk
Updated: Mar 7, 2008 6:12 AM
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