Smallest penis

Illegal parties, subway sharks, nudity—it's all here!
We attended the Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest Saturday. What was seen cannot be unseen.
12 contestants are currently in the running for Brooklyn's Smallest Penis, but only one will be... the smallest. Tomorrow, find out who has the tiniest penis in the borough.
"The discussion came about after I had an exceptionally fun and amazing romp with a man who was less than endowed—it was actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn."
Kings County Bar wants to know: do you have the smallest penis in Brooklyn?
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