The victim is in critical condition.
Listen to the collective gasp and the crash of monocles that is reserved for wasted liquor and public embarrassment, not the poisoning of nature by millions of gallons of spilled crude. Metaphors!
Just in time for swimsuit season.
Because fighting crime is a dirty job, beat cops and school
Photo via Gowanus Lounge Curbed is reporting on the latest victim
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