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'The experts tell me that it’s the perforation that’s the problem,' NYC Board of Elections Executive Director Michael Ryan says.

With elections like these, who needs foreign enemies?

But there were stickers!

The NYPD is currently testing a mobile van-mounted unit that can scan pedestrians for concealed weapons using infrared technology.

According to a slew of readers and The Twitter, voting scanners have been jamming or breaking with regularity.

Presumably sick of all the bleeding heart liberals whining about civil rights, NYPD commissioner Ray Kelly has devised an elegant solution to sidestep the controversy over his department's stop and frisk policy.

A scathing report accuses the TSA of "marching millions of airline passengers through the scanners, parting ways with European countries that concluded radiation from routine airport use poses a health risk."

On Wednesday an unknown number of travelers are expected to participate in