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"If there's one good thing that might come out of this crisis, I think it's that in this seemingly divided nation, people are doing their best to protect the country's collective well-being."
She also apologized for breaking America.
On Wednesday's episode of 'Full Frontal,' host Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a 'feckless c*nt' for her complicity in supporting the Trump Administration's inhumane immigration policies. Things have just gotten more stupid since.
'Now, Schneiderman was a guest on my show, so this is a little complicated for me to talk about. Just kidding, it's not complicated: Fuck you, Eric Schneiderman!'
"I'm a big comedy star/Hollywood executive, and I've found it's quite easy not to masturbate in front of my employees.'
This year's festival will take place October 6th to 16th at The Paley Center For Media in midtown Manhattan.
"This is what happens when you've abstained from your phone for nine days."
Jon Stewart, Samantha Bee, Rob Corddry, Ed Helms and John Oliver joined Stephen Colbert for a memorable 'Daily Show' reunion episode.
"In the end, the charmer-in-chief struck out harder than the douche-y guy at the bar who goes up to every girl in the room asking them, 'Are you a model? Because you should totally model.'"
"This kind of sounds like when an insecure guy tries to make his penis look bigger by shaving down everything else around it."
Sean Spicer "wants you to believe that these rogue deep-state infiltrators are poison-blooded Mole People and not just bland paper pushers who locked into government jobs with benefits."
She also said the Republican's Obamacare Lite bill ranked somewhere "between Cosby and O'Reilly" in terms of terrible bills.