Samantha bee
"If there's one good thing that might come out of this crisis, I think it's that in this seemingly divided nation, people are doing their best to protect the country's collective well-being."
Mar 20, 2020 2:44 PM
'Now, Schneiderman was a guest on my show, so this is a little complicated for me to talk about. Just kidding, it's not complicated: Fuck you, Eric Schneiderman!'
Updated: May 10, 2018 12:57 PM
"I'm a big comedy star/Hollywood executive, and I've found it's quite easy not to masturbate in front of my employees.'
Updated: Oct 12, 2017 1:18 PM
"This is what happens when you've abstained from your phone for nine days."
Updated: Jun 1, 2017 12:00 PM
Jon Stewart, Samantha Bee, Rob Corddry, Ed Helms and John Oliver joined Stephen Colbert for a memorable 'Daily Show' reunion episode.
Updated: May 10, 2017 10:07 AM
"This kind of sounds like when an insecure guy tries to make his penis look bigger by shaving down everything else around it."
Updated: Mar 23, 2017 1:20 PM
Sean Spicer "wants you to believe that these rogue deep-state infiltrators are poison-blooded Mole People and not just bland paper pushers who locked into government jobs with benefits."
Updated: Mar 16, 2017 12:07 PM