Revolving door

A member of the city's literary elite is suing the posh JW Marriott Essex House hotel on Central Park South after an out-of-control revolving door reportedly flung her onto the ground, breaking her hip.

"They have no responsibility to pay taxes. They have no responsibility to their clients," Sachs says of Wall Street players.

Basically, these Wall Street banks SWEAR that they'll stop cheating, but the SEC keeps catching them taking showers at 3 a.m. and working "really late tonight."

We just received news of an "Unusual Incident" on 60 West