NJ beaches are closed thanks to a budget squabble shutdown.
"Protesters, this is New York City. All you did by running on stage was give them an anecdote to tell at their fancy liberal cocktail parties!"
Trump might not be totally prepared to be president, hm.
Cops and matzoh, woo boy.
"No more tweeting, Benoit. You’re too dumb."
Dominique Ansel, God of Cronuts, has forged from his gimmicky lair something so utterly inane that it will of course be snapped up by the hoarding masses in no time.
"On a slave ship, there can be 3,799 slaves. One day, the slaves took over the ship. 1,897 are dead. How many slaves are alive?"
Oh, Con Ed. On the same day the power utility has Mayor Bloomberg singing its praises comes news that the company could probably use a bit more empathy.
This same TV critic pissed off Game of Thrones fans.
It has now been categorized as a "high-risk food." Seriously.
Hey, tween girls don't just love Justin Bieber—they love decorating their schools lockers, too.
We understand why Super Bowl commercials are such a big deal/big
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