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Rapturists

We've all become so enraptured with Occupy Wall Street and Beyonce's baby bump conspiracy that we've lost track of the most important non-news story of the year: our impending doom!
Rapturologist Harold Camping, whose Doomsday prophecy didn't come true last month, suffered a stroke on Thursday night.
Debunked doomsday prognosticator Harold Camping finally answered the door of his compound last night to sheepishly acknowledge that the apocalypse was late.
So...it seems like we're all still here. Congratulations on surviving the rapture!
We're now less than 54 hours away from "Doomsday 2011: Get Judged Or Get Out"—but have you started preparing for the Rapture?
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