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Pope

For the love of God, stay home.
At this point, we're just happy people know what the pope is.
NY treasure Mike Francesa interrupted his usual sports talk to repot on the new pope...only to realize he has no idea how to pronounce Jorge Mario Bergoglio's name.
What even is a pope? Seriously, what is pope? Is pope president? Is pope human god? Is pope groundhog?
White smoke spotted!
"[Retiring] doesn't mean abandoning the church," the pope said.
Pope Benedict XVI may have resigned because of a damning report which claims gay Vatican prelates are being blackmailed by a network of male prostitutes.
With Maryland becoming the eighth state to legalize same-sex marriage last week, the Pope once again condemned gay nuptials, warning of "the powerful political and cultural currents seeking to alter the legal definition of marriage."
Yes, that is really his handle—@Pope2You was already taken. But now, you can get one step closer to God, in 140 characters or less.
Just as the Garden State is starting to mull another vote on gay marriage the head of the Catholic Church has come out to say that it could undermine "the future of humanity itself."
Now that the Pope is on Twitter, you no longer have to pray to be heard by God. #ireallyneedthispromotion!
A controversial new report concludes that though celibacy and a rise in gay priests weren't necessarily to blame for the sex abuse scandal, the social and sexual upheaval of the 1960s were a major factor.
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