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Time isn't holding us. Time isn't after us. Time isn't holding up. Time is a pony ride.
The most lingering legacy of DST is the fact you get Coldplay's song "Yellow" stuck in your head and hate yourself for singing along.
Watch as this gentleman hollers spastic sounds, gets comfy on the floor of the train, and smokes a cigarette.
The most pillow-punching day of the year is upon us, but this year, we're borrowing a page from the Ma Nishtana to ask: why the hell do we still have daylight saving time?
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