Whatever your feelings on Upper West Side fetishists Vampire Weekend might be, they make it hard not to love them when they keep throwing out Seinfeld references and Zabar's music videos to and fro. To launch their much-anticipated fourth album next month, they're going to throw an all-day party at the newly-reopened Webster Hall featuring two of the most lovable and New York-y foods: pizza and bagels (but sadly, not pizza bagels).

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Vampire Weekend's new album Father Of The Bride will be released on May 3rd, and they're going on a special New York State Tour to celebrate, playing shows in Buffalo (on April 30th), Kingston (on May 2nd) and NYC (on May 5th). They write on Instagram that the Webster Hall show will include, "three sets including a full performance of the new album, Father of the Bride, in its entirety. A bagel breakfast and a pizza lunch included. All in all a fun day to celebrate the new album. We’ll see you that morning and have you home in time for dinner." Will Jerry Seinfeld show up again for a schmear?

Tickets for all three shows go on sale Friday, April 12th at 10 a.m., but you’ll need to sign up for Vampire Weekend’s Ticket Request Program by 10 p.m. tonight (April 10th) for your chance to get tickets to the all-day Webster Hall show.

And if Vampire Weekend are interested in turning this pizza and bagels party into a pizza bagel party, they can always email us at tips@gothamist.com.