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Police say the incident happened on Wednesday at around 5:30 p.m. in Midtown.

"Keith has been Father Miquelis gay, for-pay prostitute...More specifically, Father Miqueli is Keith Crist’s toilet slave."

Something is happening here and while it's unclear what, exactly, the deal is, it can't possibly be good.

Poor Santas.

In conclusion, don't ever sit down on the G train again.

"It wasn't about bad customer service at that point, it was about bad human decency," mom Jennifer Deveraux said.

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

Why we can never have nice things.

It's all downhill from here, forever.

This video allegedly shows Justin Bieber peeing in a bucket, but WHERE IN NYC WAS THIS BUCKET?