Partying

To hammer home the seriousness of the soiree, host Sir Ivan Wilzig had drone security guards monitoring the 700+ somewhat-clothed guests he invited to his home.

"We're very unhappy with the way things have turned out in Montauk. It has changed from a middle-class resort town to a party town."

It's unpleasant to have to step over a pair of drunk intertwined bodies while taking the trash out on a Sunday morning.

Apparently Fallon's brush with a bar fight on Thursday did nothing to dissuade him from going back out on the town Friday night, and giving out shots at a Chelsea bar.

Several people were arrested and several pieces of furniture were burned yesterday in New Brunswick as Rutgers students and party aficionados gathered for the all-day rave that is "Delafest."

Lohan was allegedly assaulted in a Manhattan hotel room early this morning by a man who took photos of her partying, and then refused to delete them.

Jason was was "was so far gone at SL East, he was dancing on banquettes, passing bottles — his ass was lit up lighter than July 4"

Early yesterday, the 17-year-old daughter of the U.S. Ambassador to Thailand fell

After Gawker was tipped off by Tionna Smalls about Governor Paterson