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SHELTER IN PLACE.
Do you feel safer, knowing that our shores will soon be guarded by a troop of humongous dirt snakes?
Tuesday brings snow showers and sleet at prime commuting times, what else is there?
I bring you another exciting winter storm ingredient, courtesy of Notify NYC: whiteout conditions.
*whispers* -15 degrees with wind chill.
These flurries may look harmless, but the city's Situation Room has been ACTIVATED, people.
Hope you like SALT.
Maybe NYC needs an Office Of Awkwardness Management?
"In light of the need to respond in real time to terror threats, we can't afford to have an emergency wireless response system that is stuck in the 90's."
It's probably nothing to worry about...
The first big snow storm of the season is on its way... Is YOUR family prepared?
Run home to mama.
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