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They called Trump "the worst nominee put forward by a major party in modern American history."

When the funeral home owner was shown photographs of both women, he seemed unable to tell the difference, or care.

"How could so many people not have recognized that the woman in the coffin was not Ms. McDonald?"

Do not contact Times editors with your apartment hunt fairy tales.

This weekend, The NY Times Presents: Brunch Hate Reads invites you to go on an enchanted journey of cute coffee shops and massive bedroom portraiture.

The newly appointed Executive Editor of the NY Times underwent surgery to remove a malignant tumor from his kidney on Saturday.

Also, the proprietors seem to spend a lot of time looking at forks.

Not that any of this should be surprising anymore.

Dating someone with a bad credit score is pretty much like having unprotected sex with with a syphilitic streetwalker inside a porta-potty teetering on the banks of the Gowanus Canal.

"Grouping me in with regular New York restaurants is like comparing apples and fat dirt."