Nickelodeon

A Maccababy's gotta do what a Maccababy's gotta do.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

Kel is going to be throwing out the first pitch! He's not dead!

The skit was written by the show's creators, and is probably best to view when you get home from school.

Check out R.E.M. on this Nickelodeon show in 1983, where they mention the worst show of their career so far (it was in Brooklyn).

At issue is the speed of the action on the programs themselves, with SpongeBob being "rapid," Sesame Street as "natural," and Mr. Roger's Neighborhood designated as "what seems like slow motion."

Below, you can watch a children's TV movie from 2000 that Nickelodeon refuses to acknowledge exists, because it was deemed too scary for kids.

We revisit Ren & Stimpy, Doug, and Rugrats on the eve of their 20th birthday.

Dora is holding the strings, now Dora the Explorer has long

Sorry, folks, Wyclef isn't performing—or discussing his failed bid to run

Say goodbye to the Colbert Report, Spongebob Squarepants and yes, even