mushrooms

A 23-year-old banker died after jumping out a window of his Murray Hill apartment building this weekend.

Sofie Rasmussen said the fried chicken joint's owner made her eat hallucinogenic mushrooms during her shift.

A delicious and affordable dinner of onions, garlic, green chili peppers, and fresh mushrooms for the backyard sent a Connecticut family to the hospital and almost killed one of them last week.

Hopefully in ten years, their therapists will prescribe psilocybin to treat their depression stemming from this incident, and we'll all have a good laugh about it at the lung gym.

"There are about 100 in this little triangle park, about 8 inches tall, spongy body, and lots of flies. Bright red with a dick head like shape. Looks like more are coming up today."

Freeman also testified that he "paid a bill of 'a couple thousand dollars' at a Taiwan karaoke bar known for prostitutes."