mud

"I smell rubber."

Good grief.

After Day 1 of Governors Ball descended into Woodstock 94-levels of mud madness, Day 2 was...slightly better!

Are you going to Governors Ball today? Wear boots.

"I fly first class, who cares? I'm not like you. All the things you do, I do a better version of all those things...It's only for another year at most."

Finally, a use for texting that doesn't involve sexting, car accidents,

A state trooper in Niagara told the AP, "It’s definitely an

We've all heard about the Gowanus Canal's polluted waters, but now that