Mad Scientists Hard At Work On Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew
By our calculations, "Dewitos" are made up of approximately 20% x-treme sugar, 15% garbage dump additives, 40% psychosis-induced regret, 10% cheese-flavored vomit, 10% polydipsia and 5% delicious baby tears.
Updated: Nov 8, 2014 3:04 PM
GM And Mountain Dew Want Everyone To Forget About Racist Ads
General Motors and Mountain Dew are doing damage control this week after two commercials sparked allegations of racism. Let's watch and wag our fingers!
Updated: May 2, 2013 12:39 PM
Morning Dew? Mountain Dew Releasing A Breakfast Soda
Apparently Mountain Dew drinkers "didn't really see anything that fit their needs" in the mornings.
Updated: Feb 11, 2013 1:17 PM
Sad Batman Now Hawking Mountain Dew
Introducing: Sad Batman, staring into a can of his own Dewy despair.
Updated: May 18, 2012 10:48 AM
Open Wide For Dunkin' Donuts' New Mountain Dew Coolatta
America: where two hometown companies like Dunkin' Donuts and PepsiCo can
Updated: May 3, 2011 8:45 AM
Pepsi Throwback Is Here To Stay
Ah, memories. After a few years of teasing the public with
Updated: Mar 11, 2011 5:51 PM
`illin: The Thursday Health Buzz
Hard Crowd (or Room Full of Stiffs) Ever find yourself wondering what
Updated: Mar 7, 2008 2:49 AM
60,000 Lives Saved by the DOH!
The NYCDOH announced that there are nearly 200,000 fewer smokers in NYC
Updated: Mar 7, 2008 1:15 AM
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