Brilliant Brooklyn Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping To Trick Girlfriend: "He's A Total Moron"
We gather here today to salute a Brooklyn man who faked his own kidnapping in truly incompetent fashion in order to avoid explaining to his girlfriend why he disappeared for two weeks.
Updated: Mar 3, 2013 12:12 PM
Daily News Columnist: "Big Crashes" Await Cyclists Who Use Bike Lanes
Are you as sick of this crap as we are?
Updated: Jan 30, 2013 2:17 PM
Video: Chris Christie Eviscerates Fellow Republicans For Blocking Sandy Aid
Christie laid the blame squarely at Speaker of the House John Boehner's feet, claiming that the House leader wouldn't even return his calls.
Updated: Jan 2, 2013 3:50 PM
GOP Tries To Cut Social Security Benefits As Part Of Fiscal Cliff Deal
The term "Chained C.P.I." was designed to be too terrible for regular people to actually think about for more than five minutes before wanting to bash their heads in with a hammer.
Updated: Dec 30, 2012 5:52 PM
Glenn Beck Says "Minority Owned" Neely's BBQ Was Mean To Him
Grab some tissues, the multimillionaire got his feelings hurt.
Updated: Sep 6, 2012 6:45 PM
Westboro Idiots Lie About Protesting Whitney Houston's Funeral
If only there was a God to smite these people, and smite them good.
Updated: Feb 19, 2012 8:39 AM
Tea Party Patriot Thinks Nazis Would Be "Proud" Of Democrats
Queens Congressman Gary Ackerman is demanding that Florida Republican and Tea Party Patriot Rep. Allen West apologize for comparing the Democratic Party to Nazis.
Updated: Dec 17, 2011 1:18 PM
Video: Another Baseball Fan Falls Over Railing Reaching For Ball
Despite two baseball stadium fatalities this season, another fan reaching for a ball tumbled over the railing reaching for a ball during a game. Here's video.
Updated: Jul 12, 2011 2:20 PM
Racist Idiot Attacks MTA Worker: "You Are The Brother Of Osama"
One moron attacked a Sikh MTA employee on a train on Memorial Day: "He was saying, 'You are the brother of Osama.' I said, 'I am not Osama. I have nothing to do with him!'"
Updated: Jun 5, 2011 2:38 PM
Cops Catch Multi-State Toys "R" Us Crime Syndicate
The Crime Syndicate Of America! Four NYC men were arrested after
Updated: Sep 1, 2010 4:04 PM
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