Mondrian soho

Those 360 views of the city aren't too shabby either.

Thee's also a "decompression chamber" of sorts.

The Mondrian SoHo is opening a new "coastal Italian" restaurant called Isola Trattoria & Crudo Bar in its glamorous 5,000-square-foot greenhouse room this Friday.

An "upscale" swingers sex party was shut down at the Mondrian SoHo hotel after security guards got wind that this wasn't just a photoshoot—or as the party organizers claim, because they wanted some publicity.

For the next time you meet that special someone in Manhattan but don't want to spend the time, money or hassle required to take them way back to your parent's place in Mineola.