As of this writing, 208,299 people have viewed this video of a subway fight being broken up by a brave, calm man eating a bag of chips. It matters not what chips they are (Pop Chips? Old Bay-dusted? BBQ?) but how his serenity inspired the couple fighting to lay down their arms and contemplate whether life is worth wasting in combat.

Fly this man to the Middle East, put him in a time machine to the Alamo. Where else is this man needed?

[UPDATE]NYU Local has identified the peacemaker as Charles Sonder, who says he was on his way uptown for drinks when the fight broke out. And the chips? Cheddar Pringles. Cheddar Pringles? Ironically, those chips were involved in a violent dispute in Philadelphia. PICK A SIDE, CHEDDAR PRINGLES.