Mccarren park pool

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If you were looking forward to a holiday season on bloody, bowel movement and body fluid-flecked ice, you're in for a disappointment.

The city issued a request for proposals for a snack bar and "mobile food units" at McCarren Park Pool. Presumably, these would be mobile food units that wouldn't cause any additional vomit, poop, or diarrhea.

After an unfortunate "brown cloud" of diarrhea kept McCarren Park Pool closed for over 24 hours last weekend, unwanted effluvium erupted from a different orifice today, clearing the pool again.

"Why do we have these pooping problems?"

A lifeguard previously noted McCarren Park Pool closes for five minutes to clean up poop, and 25 minutes to clean up throw-up. So what could cause the pool to shutdown for almost 24 hours? DIARRHEA.

The more things change, the more they poop the same: according to various Tweeters, the newly renovated fight club/public toilet McCarren Park Pool has been closed due to "unsanitary conditions."