mast-brothers

The controversial chocolatiers are allegedly moving their Brooklyn factory upstate.

They'll be making their chocolate bars plus manufacturing nonalcoholic chocolate "beer."

Some disillusioned chocolate connoisseurs even returned their Mast Brothers purchases and demanded refunds in the wake of all the bad press.

"We have spent precious time away from our family on the week of Christmas to manage a senseless, mean-spirited takedown..."

The duo say that they remelted chocolate "in some of their early creations," during a time they call "a fun experimental year."

According to a damning four-party exposé, the brothers' contributions to the craft chocolate community are not what they claim.

This week, try grub from Times Square, feast in a garden and watch a film starring Weird Al Yankovic.

"The chocolate is bad."

Eat pasta, feast on oysters, indulge in chocolate and more this week.

Are the gentrifiers being out-gentrified?