Everything's coming up Kristol! First Mitt Romney chose Eddie Munster stunt-double Paul Ryan as his running mate (just as his master desired), now the Weekly Standard editor will see his hero Chris Christie give the keynote speech at the GOP convention. "I'll try to tell some very direct and hard truths to people in the country about the trouble that we're in and the fact that fixing those problems is not going to be easy for any of them," the New Jersey governor told USA Today, sounding eerily similar to Bruce Springsteen's forthcoming album, Direct & Hard Truths: We're In Trouble, America.