Here's how to pass the long, cold hours before bed tonight.
You have the Perfect Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Non-Gender Specific Significant Other for the low price of $7.99 a month, and tonight belongs to you, you crazy young things in love.
This isn't some weird romantic overture. Honestly, you're not even my type. This is strictly about making sound, reasonable life decisions.
Is this because women are smart enough to know that Googling something won't fix it? Do women have the upper hand on Valentine's Day anyway?
Another depressing factoid is the total amount of time spent on Facebook each month: 700 billion minutes.
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