The sore winners, apparently, are upset.
All it needs is a few ferns and a fresh quinoa menu and we're good to go.
Get out the popcorn—Cuozzo's yelling at clouds again!
You can't stop Danny Meyer.
"He didn't give me a ticket, no nothing. He said, "I don't want to mess up your day because you made me laugh.'"
Just rip that brand new toy straight from your sobbing child's hand. They'll totally understand.
Did US Rep. Michael Grimm get busy in a bathroom, and, if so, do you give a shit?
Comedian and car enthusiast Conner O'Malley is without a doubt our new favorite Viner.
"He was zigzagging all over the place, but he couldn't run because his pants was falling down," said a witness. "This cop saw it, and he went right after him."
"Manhattan is special. Let's put it this way: we are New York! Brooklyn and Queens and Staten Island, I....I don't even like talking about those kinds of places!"
The Times put forth yet another brilliant missive about the struggles of the rich: "You are seeing people ask themselves: Do I have an affair, get a divorce or get a downtown apartment?"
"I think we disproportionately stop whites too much and minorities too little. It's exactly the reverse of what they say," Bloomberg said.
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