Legends

Just because he's ubiquitous in the subways doesn't mean he doesn't have Normal Wealthy People problems too—and one of those problems apparently involves his palatial estate in The Bronx.

A graphic design student at the School of Visual Arts had an aesthetic allergic reaction to the iconic Dr. Zizmor subway ads—and made the controversial decision to "redesign" them.

Audible gasps could be heard echoing throughout Gothamist HQ this morning after recent photos of Dr. Zizmor, the world's foremost subway dermatologist (accept no substitutes or imitators), caught our attention

"Zizmor turned us down," Fey said before giving her impression of Mrs. Zizmor's reaction to the suggestion. "[She] was like, ‘He’s a doctor.'"

Could it be that the government really just wants to capture and/or kill Bigfoot before you do? Or perhaps they're involved in some sort of Bigfootpayola with the Finding Bigfoot hunters?

The Bowery Boys are ruining all the fun by pointing out

Earlier today the Apollo Theater unveiled their Apollo Legends Walk of Fame,