Late night with seth meyers

“Seriously, I would watch an entire after-school special with an undercover Andrew Cuomo posing as a teen skateboarder, trying to bust kids for hanging out in the park.”

Colbert's show last night before a mostly empty audience was a little unsettling and a lot of silly, and both reflected the nation's mood and helped lighten it, if only for a few minutes.

The Late Show, Late Night, The Tonight Show, Full Frontal, Last Week Tonight, and The Daily Show have all announced that they will tape upcoming episodes sans audiences.

'Are you the girl from 'Battleship'?'

'Once you have two girlfriends die, it's really hard to find a third one.'

'There's no one I'd rather have a dragon than you, and I also would not trust you with one.'

In case you've forgotten, Jon Bovi are a Bon Jovi Opposite Band, who have such exquisitely silly hits such as 'You Give Hate A Good Name' and 'Dyin’ on a Prayer.'

"Litigations happen all the time, a lot of them are nonsense and you pay some small amount to make them go away. $32 million is a different story."

Larry David did a pretty, pretty, pretty bad job as a new writer at 'Late Night with Seth Meyers.'

He was supposed to be a "Santa Claus for Halloween."

Jones has her own theory on Bran: "They need to really just get a blood test on him, cause I just think he's high."

"Of course the Internet lost their covfefe over this. Why did the president type that? It was the new, 'what color is the dress,' but instead of 'white versus blue,' it was 'sleepy versus stroke.'"