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How can we really know what did or didn't happen with the midterms if we don't first consult with the TV comedians?

'They just look at you like, 'why are you in my backyard, my garbage?'

This was the cherry tomato on top of the prank salad.

'If you get a chance, you should check out the exhibit on the 80th floor.'

Deodorant painting, people peeing in cups, oatmeal accidents, cane chasers, and so many masturbators.

"There is no girl on the planet that wants to see Harvey Weinstein naked and is going to get aroused."

"I have nothing but the highest regard for all the talk show men and women, even Jimmy Fallon."

"Last time we were here, people asked, 'Will you ever come back?' And I said 'Only if you promise to open 2,000 new cold-press juice shops.'"

"I think, on the one hand, it is part of the wacky strategy," Clinton said about health conspiracy theories. "Just say all these crazy things and maybe you can get some people to believe you."

And yes, marijuana played a role in the slice's creation.

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