Jessica williams

A New Jersey high school student remains in critical condition following a driver's high-speed rampage through Times Square last week.

"I feel like I'm growing up and graduating."

"Before this church is foreclosed on, sodomites will carry babies in their testicles for nine months, and then gestate them out of their assholes before this church is closed."

"If there are millions of people outside of the town telling you that the seal is racist, wouldn't it do you a service to listen to them?"

Jessica Williams learns the greatest lesson of all: if a woman doesn't want to be harassed, all she has to do is walk in a group with 20 other women, or act like a psycho.

With Wikipedia "dark," Jon Stewart had a dickens of a time figuring out just what the hell SOPA means. (What was he supposed to do, "go to the library like a common masturbator?")