Insanity
Some Bros just want to watch the world burn (or, in this case, shiver).
"If I were in New York State right now, I would be filing for a motion to secede from New York City."
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
If you ever wanted to know why a man would cut off another man's balls with a corkscrew, well, you don't need to wonder anymore.
In March, Captain Clayton Osbon yelled at passengers, "Iraq, Al Qaeda, terrorism, we’re all going down!"
So was it worth $249.50 plus $17.71?
If Graham really wanted to know if Obama is a Christian, he could have just asked his father, Rev. Billy Graham, who prayed with the president in 2010.
Robocalls paid for by Gingrich's campaign have been calling voters and telling them that Romney axed Kosher meals for Holocaust victims during his tenure has Massachusetts' governor.
Levi Aron's lawyer argued that his client is insane for multiple reasons: "He suffered a severe head injury as a young man. There's a history of schizophrenia. There's inbreeding in that community."
Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard reportedly wants to be traded to the Nets. And if it does happen, the city can look forward to a truly worthy and competitive inner-city rivalry next year.
Republicans worried that Newt is married to "amnesty" should relax: he'll be cheating on it in no time.