Hot takes

'For me a possible positive of duck mania is that this flamboyant fowl may be the spark that gets someone into birding... Or maybe he will just become the next Pizza Rat.'

'There are very few people that have gone through what they have, losing everything in a day. Of course, people will go, 'What about the victims?' But you know what? The victims didn't have to go through that.'

This question comes from a Brooklyn resident who feels Gothamist's coverage of recent incidents in Brooklyn Bridge Park have portrayed local residents in an unflattering light.

And it's time to overthrow the tyrannical capitalist system that makes working people run ever faster to earn the same wages!

Here is the Internet on Star Wars.

Oh my, what's this, a chance of snow on the horizon?

Now maybe we're starting to feel a little sorry for SantaCon.