Harold camping

Harold Camping says the world is definitely coming to an end tomorrow—how many times in one life can you say for sure you know you only have one day to live?

We've all become so enraptured with Occupy Wall Street and Beyonce's baby bump conspiracy that we've lost track of the most important non-news story of the year: our impending doom!

Rapturologist Harold Camping, whose Doomsday prophecy didn't come true last month, suffered a stroke on Thursday night.

A Queens woman left doomsday dude Harold Camping a quarter-million dollars! Unsurprisingly, her family isn't too happy.

Yesterday, "flabbergasted" Rapture predictor Harold Camping returned to his radio show to explain Saturday's anti-climax

Debunked doomsday prognosticator Harold Camping finally answered the door of his compound last night to sheepishly acknowledge that the apocalypse was late.

The Rapture came and went with nary a peep, and as you can see from the above picture, Harold Camping's house is still decidedly earth-bound.