Guinness book of world records

Susannah Mushatt Jones was a tenant advocate who helped set up a college scholarship fund for black women.

No word on whether the Guinness World Record committee will acknowledge Randy Daufman, who yesterday consumed 200 beers in one bar, and whose ex-wife is apparently a "no good, thieving whore."

Wiley, with the plaque, celebrates. Well, we guess we know where

Move over Triathalon, the 2009 Central Park Underwear Run (or if