Get off my lawn

"One advantage of being my age is that, you know, what can they do to ya? You just have fun and do what you think and then you can say what you think, you don't have to edit yourself."

Eastwood on his invisible chair speech: "There was a stool there, and some fella kept asking me if I wanted to sit down. When I saw the stool sitting there, it gave me the idea."

"You're absolutely crazy."

Cause one 91-year-old Pennsylvania man recently tried it and it didn't work out so well for him.