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One middle-aged gentleman celebrating his birthday explained his second trip down the line easily with a wry smile: "two girlfriends!"
The masses left unsatisfied after the Bloomberg Administration's Free Vibrator Cockblocking of 2012 are still not satisfied—but Trojan says they're trying to get their giveaway buzzing again. And City Hall gives us hope it'll happen.
The hotly anticipated Trojan vibrator handout went terribly wrong in the Flatiron District today, where eager beavers stood on line around the block waiting for their free Pulse toys
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