Foster friess

Billionaire Rick Santorum lover Foster Friess may have tried to laugh

Old white billionaire tries to explain that "aspirin contraception" is a joke that he'll retire from his stand-up routine.

"On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly."