Duh

A meme investigation into a very viral video.

Also, those of you with unlocked apartment doors... stop that.

Future reports from these researchers include, "Smoking Pot Increases Chance Of Hunger" and "Is Nicholas Cage Really A Civil War-Era Vampire?"

"Freud comes in to this," said psychiatrist Dr. Igor Galynker and the study's co-author. "He blamed everything on the mother and it turns out the mother is absolutely the strongest gauge of depression you have."

A shocking announcement from a TV personality known for her healthy lifestyle.

Despite the old "safer than cigarettes" excuse, apparently hookahs aren't so good for you, and lawmakers are taking action to ban the water pipes across the country.