Doritos
By our calculations, "Dewitos" are made up of approximately 20% x-treme sugar, 15% garbage dump additives, 40% psychosis-induced regret, 10% cheese-flavored vomit, 10% polydipsia and 5% delicious baby tears.
Updated: Nov 8, 2014 3:04 PM
Surprise! Taco Bell has unleashed the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco ONE DAY EARLY.
Updated: Mar 6, 2013 5:23 PM
The Doritos Locos Taco is coming to a Taco Bell near you this March... and yes, there will be Cool Ranch.
Updated: Feb 17, 2012 5:32 PM
Doritos latest marketing stunt involves the generic funnyman in a lame ploy for free publicity.
Updated: Sep 27, 2011 12:54 PM