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My Still-Evolving Turner Doomsday Email Sign-Off
How have you been signing off your emails this past week?
Updated: Nov 14, 2016 3:44 PM
Arts & Entertainment
Will Alien Colonization Happen On 12/22/12, As Predicted By
Avoid any mysterious puddles of black oil and get your alien vaccine handy: colonization is coming.
Updated: Dec 4, 2012 1:02 PM
The Rapture Always Rings Twice: Apocalypse Only 9 Days Away!
We've all become so enraptured with Occupy Wall Street and Beyonce's baby bump conspiracy that we've lost track of the most important non-news story of the year: our impending doom!
Updated: Oct 13, 2011 11:00 AM
Queens Woman Leaves Life Savings To Failed Doomsday "Prophet" Harold Camping
A Queens woman left doomsday dude Harold Camping a quarter-million dollars! Unsurprisingly, her family isn't too happy.
Updated: Jun 4, 2011 10:32 AM
Rapture Hangover: Can Harold Camping Come Out To Play?
The Rapture came and went with nary a peep, and as you can see from the above picture, Harold Camping's house is still decidedly earth-bound.
Updated: May 22, 2011 1:42 PM
Heathens 1, Rapturists 0
So...it seems like we're all still here. Congratulations on surviving the rapture!
Updated: May 21, 2011 8:23 PM
Are These Earthquakes Rapture-Related, Or Can We Keep Making Smug Jokes?
Still skeptical? You're wondering why we haven't heard any reports of New Zealand's destruction, since it was 6 p.m. there hours ago? Well suck on this nonbelievers: there was an earthquake...near the South Sandwich Islands.
Updated: May 21, 2011 11:55 AM
Mayor Bloomberg Looks At The Bright Side Of The Apocalypse
"If the world does end tomorrow alternate side parking will be suspended. Although I think alternate side parking will take on a whole different meaning, actually," the mayor said today.
Updated: May 20, 2011 3:33 PM
Less Than 192 Hours To Go Until Doomsday, You Guys!
That's great, it start with an earthquake, birds and snakes and airplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Updated: May 19, 2011 11:10 PM
Courts Get Handy Guide for Controlling Rabble in Apocalypse
What if you're a judge trying to maintain some semblance of
Updated: Feb 15, 2011 12:11 PM
New Sign Of The Apocalypse: Mysterious Green Goo?
At the start of 2011, the apocalypse officially got underway with
Updated: Jan 20, 2011 3:55 PM
Doomsday Update: Dead Doves, Birds, Crabs, Fish, and Rising Sea Levels
Dead dove in Italy As soon as the new year hit,
Updated: Jan 6, 2011 10:35 AM
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