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Despair

Public transportation will do its usual weekend dance.
Remember that nothing good ever comes from leaving your home.
Today there is sun, but starting tomorrow night, there will be nothing but sadness and rain.
Shuttle buses are your new best friend.
The storm is expected to smack all five boroughs as well as Essex, Passaic, Union, Hudson and Began counties.
He refers to himself as a "dead husband walking," though it is unclear whether his wife has made a credible threat against his life.
The F train appears to have drowned in a slush puddle this morning.
It's either this or move to Miami.
What fun!
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